Today's prompt from Napowrimo tasks the poet to consider an over the top reaction to something innocuous; I've been waiting for this my whole life.
The "Speed to the Red Light" crowd formed a likely alliance with the "Race to the Stop Sign" crew. Together, they extended a half-chewed olive branch to the "Loud Pickup Truck I Don't Use for Anything But Aesthetic Reasons" brigade. They met outside my home, engines revving, house music playing with the bass knob turned all the way up. They were helping Brigadier General Richard P. Drencher start his beater, but they couldn't remember how to jump a battery. They were all out of ideas, so they all jumped out of their cars and tried to push the Ford EFFOneWhatever to the non existent shoulder of the road, but the truck was too heavy for their arms, despite the amount of bench they hit at the gym, known only because they all bragged about on their Tik Tok channels and had bumper stickers on their cars indicating their Personal Records.
Noting the need for backup, they called Comrade Walter Rutherford Spencer III to bring his winch and haul them up and over to the Gas Station Parking Lot. He obliged and they formed a Freedom Flotilla and budget Memorial Day Parade, cars backfiring to the tune of the latest Morgan Wallen symphony.
There wasn't much to say and the road was littered with energy drinks and Pre-Workout mix packets, so the good people of my hometown cleaned up the battlefield, shaking their heads and praying that winter wasn't far away. The battalions didn't know how to drive in winter and hated getting salt on their steeds.
I knew better though. It was only getting hotter out here and if this wasn't Hell just yet, well, the Devil doesn't believe in green lights. He's here and now and he's turning the heat up every day.
I for one say take those stop signs and lights away. Let them rev and speed and squeal all the way into the horizon. Do a burn out and smell clutch and put the pedal to the space next to the whole in the floor. Let them drive into the sun and find what they've been looking for all along. What we've all been craving: peace.