Today’s prompt tasked us with unlikely reviews.
A fine way to spend time.
A combination platter of
Loving platitudes
And battles of wills
Puréed together
And shotgunned with a funnel.
Best if taken daily.
-Marriage Monthly
A beanstalk that grows from germination to heaven’s gate. Not even errant lightning, strong winds, and enterprising birds can slow its ascent. A path immortal, forged through time.
-Brides United Monthly Newsletter
The relationship plays in the kinship of sherpas, mid ascent, but occasionally one of the sherpas is secretly a hungry Yeti in a well-crafted disguise.
-Living in Zin Magazine
Forging gold from communion. An iron truth meanders on a noble path with spectacular displays of heart-shaped tomfoolery. I was hoping for more car chases and explosions though.
-Couchlover4747 on Social Media forum
Words and hope spring eternal from this foundation. A testament to time and honesty and the noble belief that two people can keep the walls from caving in and fill the rooms with fairly-acquired treasure at the same time.
-USA Yesterday
I supposed it was a good idea. So far, so good.
-Highlights Magazine
Sometimes you’re the tiger. Sometimes the cheetah. Either way, you’re a wild animal with teeth, claws, speed, and a fur pattern worn at unsavory events by unsavory people.
-Big (Married) Cats
Results may vary.
-Ranger Rick
Each of us: an island. Then, one day, we meet someone else and become an archipelago. Let the plates move us where they may on this ocean! For I am yours and you are mine and we will weather it all in a fierce land-based embrace. No storm, no catastrophe, and no errant cartographers can undo what binds us together. Let the lighthouse light burn out, let the clouds swirl and ruminate above us. Together, we dream a place unchainable.
-Found on a distant shore, Anonymous
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