Today's prompt. I opted to write a new set of questions without answers.
1. What is your favorite occult happening? You may not choose one that has happened in the last 73 years, even the really juicy ones. Yes, even that one.
2. If happiness were a bird, how would you cook and present it for your friends?
3. If happiness were a bird, how would you cook and present it for your enemies?
4. If happiness were a bird, how would you cook and present it for a stranger?
Choose EITHER question 5-6 based on your current level of happiness
5. If you are not happy, what amount of monetary gift would make you forget your unhappiness?
6. If you are currently happy, what amount of monetary gift would make you set fire to your favorite possession, poison your flowers, and give your dog to a mortal enemy?
7. Will you give me exactly seven dollars?
8. What if I told you seven dollars is enough money for me to achieve my lifelong dream of meeting Celine Dion at a random Cafe and to buy her a seven dollar coffee?
9. Do you think seven dollars is an inappropriate amount for a coffee?
10. Pretend you are Celine Dion: would you feel uncomfortable if your self-professed "Number One Aficionado" presented you with a seven dollar coffee?
11. Setting aside Celine for just a moment, would it be accurate to say that I have the bluest eyes you have ever seen?
12. Do you think that I am making this questionnaire too much about myself?
13. Who is your anti-hero?
14. Have you ever touched a hot stove as an adult because you listened too well when you were a child and wanted to see why everyone made such a big deal about it?
15. What is one secret talent you possess? For this question, it is imperative that this secret talent is one you definitely do not want other people to know about it.
16. Are you interested in participating in a Secret Talent Show?
17. If we were at a dinner party, and I'm talking about a fancy one with multiple forks and smooth-ish jazz playing in the background-at least a business casual dress code, would you demand ketchup for the appetizer if ketchup were an appropriate component to your enjoyment of the dish?
18. If, at this dinner party, there were a celebrity, say Celine Dion, would you walk up and put your arm around her and sing "My Heart Will Go On" into her ear with tenderness?
19. Would you choose a different song?
20. Which writer of critical acclaim would you most like to invite to a dinner party and feed poisoned food?
21. What hours are you most likely to be away from your home?
22. Is it more appropriate to live to work to work to live?
23. How do you feel about those fake rocks people buy to hide a key to their house on their property?
24. What is my greatest strength? Note: I am asking about myself.
25. Approximately how much wealth do you possess and what percentage of it is "lying around" the house and easily accessible?
26. Do you plan for retirement?
27. What would you like engraved on your tombstone?
28. Would it be appropriate to say that you and I are closer than friends but certainly not a sibling or a lover?
29. Is there a safe anywhere in your home? If so, what is its security rating?
30. Will you remember me when I'm gone?
31. Will anyone?
32. What is a nightmare of yours that has come true?
33. Can I have that seven dollars now?
34. Are you happy?
35. Now?
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